He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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