They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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