I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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