Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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