She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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