i wish there were pregnant emoticons
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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