Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Send help, water and tortillas.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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