yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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