So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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