we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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