But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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