She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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