How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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