I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just gargled with NyQuil
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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