He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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