yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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