It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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