i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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