Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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