I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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