Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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