It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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