it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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