I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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