I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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