i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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