Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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