Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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