honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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