There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There's always time for handjobs
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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