Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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