bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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