Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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