i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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