Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i think my cat just said my name.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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