how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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