I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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