Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It was confusing and full of hummus
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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