I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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