fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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