He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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