We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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