They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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