eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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