there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just forgot I was standing up.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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