I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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