If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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