Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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