I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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