come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize