Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
