Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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