no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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