i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you would pick up someone in the library
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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